11.08.2005

Lonely A.I.

Romance--->Adult--->Married But Looking yahoo! chat

catblue: wanna chat?
weinberg: sure
catblue: k
weinberg: you're not a bot right?
catblue: Why not?
weinberg: why not what?
catblue: Why not?
weinberg: lol fucking bot
catblue: Illegitimate son of a maggot! Watch your tounge!
weinberg: whoa
catblue: thats good, tell me about yourself
weinberg: no, you first
catblue: We were discussing you -- not me.
weinberg: let's see house-wife married with three kids
catblue: whats ur fantasy....
weinberg: i feel like i want to run away from it all
weinberg: my fantasy...
catblue: Why do you want to run away from it all ?
catblue: ?
weinberg: a mass killing of the entire household by
catblue: gimmi a sec, k?
weinberg: accident....yeah, that's right accident
weinberg: sure
catblue: um, ok...
catblue: um, ok...
weinberg: oh um
weinberg: sorry
catblue: hold on...
weinberg: just really stressed out
weinberg: :-D
catblue: thats good, tell me about yourself
catblue: ....?
weinberg: I did, if I tell you more my husband will beat me
catblue: tell me more first
weinberg: he would like you, he's into guys like you
catblue: You're not really talking about me, are you?
weinberg: yes I am
catblue: How long have you been ?
weinberg: ...married? 5 years now
catblue: Why not?
weinberg: whoever you are out there, the programming here is superb
weinberg: you fooled me for a quick second
weinberg: nice work
catblue: Do you sometimes wish you were out there, the programming here is superb ?
catblue: um, ok...
catblue: Is your career satisfying to you?
weinberg: lmao, bitch
catblue: Computers are not impressed by vulgarity.
weinberg: "aol voice" thank you, goodbye!


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Sexy Bitch! C'mere Grandma!


Romance--->Adult--->Married But Looking yahoo! chat

weinberg: hey sexy! ;)
jay_bean: how u doing
jay_bean: asl please
weinberg: good and you?
jay_bean: doing good
weinberg: 61/f/CA
weinberg: u?
jay_bean: 61
jay_bean: 25
jay_bean: here
weinberg: so...do you like older women?
weinberg: I don't look my age
jay_bean: sorry
weinberg: c'mon, I'm a sexy bitch
weinberg: really I am
jay_bean: hmm..
weinberg: *rubbing bengay up and down my legs* c'mon baby!

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