Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Part I)

Cultures & Community--->Groups--->Lesbians, Gays, and Bisexuals--->Just The Boys yahoo! chat

babyboi: a/s/l?
weinberg: I'm a dude
weinberg: from CA
weinberg: who's 25
babyboi: thats good, tell me about yourself
weinberg: I'm a dardevil, fast pased living, carpe diem, sonofabitch
babyboi: whats ur fantasy....
weinberg: in other words...life rocks!
weinberg: my fantasy...
weinberg: my fantasy is to be a marine
babyboi: um, ok...
weinberg: ...in the hot steamy showers of basic training...
babyboi: be right back
weinberg: ok
weinberg: ...you back yet rifleman?

to be continued...

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Lonely A.I.

Romance--->Adult--->Married But Looking yahoo! chat

catblue: wanna chat?
weinberg: sure
catblue: k
weinberg: you're not a bot right?
catblue: Why not?
weinberg: why not what?
catblue: Why not?
weinberg: lol fucking bot
catblue: Illegitimate son of a maggot! Watch your tounge!
weinberg: whoa
catblue: thats good, tell me about yourself
weinberg: no, you first
catblue: We were discussing you -- not me.
weinberg: let's see house-wife married with three kids
catblue: whats ur fantasy....
weinberg: i feel like i want to run away from it all
weinberg: my fantasy...
catblue: Why do you want to run away from it all ?
catblue: ?
weinberg: a mass killing of the entire household by
catblue: gimmi a sec, k?
weinberg: accident....yeah, that's right accident
weinberg: sure
catblue: um, ok...
catblue: um, ok...
weinberg: oh um
weinberg: sorry
catblue: hold on...
weinberg: just really stressed out
weinberg: :-D
catblue: thats good, tell me about yourself
catblue: ....?
weinberg: I did, if I tell you more my husband will beat me
catblue: tell me more first
weinberg: he would like you, he's into guys like you
catblue: You're not really talking about me, are you?
weinberg: yes I am
catblue: How long have you been ?
weinberg: ...married? 5 years now
catblue: Why not?
weinberg: whoever you are out there, the programming here is superb
weinberg: you fooled me for a quick second
weinberg: nice work
catblue: Do you sometimes wish you were out there, the programming here is superb ?
catblue: um, ok...
catblue: Is your career satisfying to you?
weinberg: lmao, bitch
catblue: Computers are not impressed by vulgarity.
weinberg: "aol voice" thank you, goodbye!

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Sexy Bitch! C'mere Grandma!

Romance--->Adult--->Married But Looking yahoo! chat

weinberg: hey sexy! ;)
jay_bean: how u doing
jay_bean: asl please
weinberg: good and you?
jay_bean: doing good
weinberg: 61/f/CA
weinberg: u?
jay_bean: 61
jay_bean: 25
jay_bean: here
weinberg: so...do you like older women?
weinberg: I don't look my age
jay_bean: sorry
weinberg: c'mon, I'm a sexy bitch
weinberg: really I am
jay_bean: hmm..
weinberg: *rubbing bengay up and down my legs* c'mon baby!

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Welcome to Atrocious/Single/Losers ?

In case you're too stupid to have already noticed, "Atrocious Single Losers" is a "reverse acronym" for A/S/L? A commonly used internet chat term, meaning "age/sex/location?" Myself and AbnormalAnomaly constantly (and still do of course) make fun of stupid people, especially online. It's funny, and sometimes very disturbing to think that these people work, live, and function in our society under the guise of normal people. Extremely unsettling, as a matter of fact. So we've decided to "out" these people. So the small minority of sane persons in our populace (or what is left of it) can witness the utter idiocy that exists among us.